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CAC374-PsychoticCyberNurse by BKMcDevitt
A 300 dpi .tif for you to use in your personal or commercial projects. Add a bit of menace and sex appeal to your next science-fiction project with this sinister cyber-enhanced nurse inspired by the artwork of Haije Soriyama.

Subject to the included license information. Printed size will be 1484 x 2700 pixels, enough to be used as a Full Page illustration!

Only $4!…
SacrosanctGames-Bloodwolf-F-BKM-lo by BKMcDevitt
An old piece for Sacrosanct Games, one of the many D20-based publishers i did work for during the height of the boom.
CAC373-DapperGangster by BKMcDevitt
A 300 dpi .tif for you to use in your personal or commercial projects. A well-dressed mobster, enforcer or general tough guy gets ready for some bruising action. Perfect for any noir, period horror or crime publication.

Subject to the included license information. Printed size will be 1050 x 1489 pixels, enough to be used as a Half-Page illustration!

Only $4!…
CAC372-FemaleAstronaut by BKMcDevitt
A 300 dpi .tif for you to use in your personal or commercial projects. A portrait piece of a determined-looking Astronaut, ready to conquer space. Perfect for your science fiction projects.

Subject to the included license information. Printed size will be 2239 x 2850 pixels, enough to be used as a Full Page illustration!

Only $4.00!…
Some Nights

Fiction from the world of
Lesbian Ninja Vampire Cheerleaders With Chainsaws Save the World From Zombies

By Bradley K. McDevitt

© 2013, Bradley K. McDevitt

Warning.. there is some evry NSFW language in this story.


Some nights, it doesn't pay to get out of bed, even if your bed is a luxury coffin large enough for two.

For example, nothing ruins your night quite like a horde of zombies, unless it is a horde of naked, horny zombies led by the twelve-foot tall demon with six penises, each the length of a man's arm, that had been assaulting female students and attempting to penetrate our campus' defenses for weeks now,

Yeah, definitely not a good start to my evening.

But a forty foot leap into the horde with my chainsaw going full-blast ruined a couple of the zombies' nights too. They might have been expecting an easy meal, but i had no intention of being easy prey. Besides, from the erections the demon was sporting, he had more in mind than serving me up as an entree, but i don't fly Male Airlines USA, and never have. He was still protected by a shitload of zombies though… time to fix that.

Rotten brains, blood, viscera and zombie cum splattered in all directions as I whipped he business end of my chainsaw through one from head to crotch, not-so neatly bisecting him. Not that i had time to admire my handiwork... five more zombies piled on top of me, forcing me to my knees as their teeth tried to tear into my flesh.

Uh, uh, baby... not gonna work! A second’s concentration to call upon the primal power of female vampirism, and my skin turned as tough as steel,  well, at least as tough as aluminum. I could feel and hear teeth breaking when one tried to bite my left buttock and another, my arm. Moans of frustrated confusion turned to howls of fear as I flexed my muscles and thrust to my feet, flinging dead men in all directions, and unfortunately also shredding every miniscule bit of clothing I was wearing to rags.

As if it were not obvious what it wanted to do to me, the demon grew an extra few erections until its groin looked like an X-rated Hydra, with all its heads pointed right towards me, not that I was having any of that shit.

With all of Dean Lilith’s power flowing through me, I flung the chainsaw at the demon and tore into the nearest zombie with my bare hands, ripping its head right off its shoulders. I was pleased to see my chainsaw had hit and dug itself deep into the demon’s shoulder before jamming. Another zombie grabbed me in a bear hug from behind; it did not appreciate it when I broke its grip, and tore both its arms off at the shoulders in the doing.

Too many zombies. Even with all I had already killed—again--  I was not going to be able to get to the demon before one of the zombies got a lucky shot in, and I had no desire to end up zombie chow after only eighty years of enjoying my new existence.

Abandoning human form, I rose into the sky, flapping leathery wings furiously to gain enough height. The demon roared, trying to grab at me, but when you’re twelve feet tall and your target is the size of a bat, you don’t have much of a chance. At about a height equal to the Administration Building, the tallest building on campus at twelve stories, I figured I had enough altitude.

Snarling and baring my fangs, I reverted to human form right above the demon, summoning all my strength as I fell back towards the Earth. My transformation caught the demon off-guard, and I slammed into it from above with the force of a freight train.

The force of the impact drove it to its knees, giving me the few seconds opening I needed. The demon’s skull was thick, but not thick enough to keep me from ripping out its brain. It was a sizzling mass of corruption that burnt the flesh off my hands, but even a creature from Hell couldn’t live after I threw its brain three hundred feet into the air.
It was just about that time that the noise of my chainsaw brought a half-dozen of my fellow ninja to the fray and mopped up the rest of the zombies. As for myself, I headed back to my dorm room.
When I got there, the door was open and Dean Lilith was waiting for me.
Her voice was pure honey. “I got the report of how well you took care of that demon, Denyse. I am pleased. How are your hands?”

I showed her, and she tisked over the damage.

“We’ll have to do something about that…” I am not sure how the kiss she was giving me after that was supposed to fix my hands, but I was not complaining as we melted backwards into my coffin together. Somewhere along the line, she lost her clothing, and I was already naked from earlier.  “You know, Denyse, I have been meaning to get to know you better..” she whispered as she lowered her open mouth to my waiting pussy.

Some nights, it does pay to get back in bed, especially if your bed is a luxury coffin large enough for two.


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Bradley K. McDevitt
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United States
Hi everyone.. just here to shill my work (might as well be honest!).. if you need any custom work or are interested in licensing any images, feel free to contact me by email (, on Facebook (ID= Bradley K. McDevitt), or even Yahoo Messenger (same ID as my standard Yahoo)

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SpaceShipEarth Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014

Welcome to :iconadult-artists:

Artistik-Bootya Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:party: Happy Birthday :party:
DavidWFisher Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Welcome to Dungeon Crawl Classics Deviant Art group. Feel free to submit more if your work here. I'm still establishing the group so some things may not be working yet. Cheers, David.
CannibalSativa Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Very sick art. Great job, man. :)
mertonparrish Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Ty for the add and the fav! :)
Stevesea Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happppy birthdaaaay!!! :milk:
The-Blound Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
Thank you so much for the fking watch friend!!!:la: i really appreciate it!! :hooray:
billiambabble Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2012  Professional Artist
Ongoing adoration!
Mistgod Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Welcome to :icondungeoncrawl:! :D
MotoChamp Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome artwork and style, definitely watching you for more artwork :thanks:
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